The best Custom plates in the nation – order your own vanity plates in each states
The best Custom plates in the nation – order your own vanity plates in each state today! We give you our list of some of the top ones, as well as ordering instructions below. The states are listed alphabetically. These custom plates really help you and your vehicle stand out. Whether you are a success liberal cruising the beautiful midwest, or if you are a conservative pig farmer in the south; let your vehicle stand out in whatever state you hail from.
Below the funny novelty custom plates we’ve come across; we list how to get your own custom plate in each state in America. See below.

Here’s some humorous vanity plates across the country.
BLUURRR
GN2MAUI
Don’t mind if I do!
LOVMAUI
This is the mistress of GN2MAUI. They are going where the wife and husband will never suspect a thing!
IMABUG
On one of those hideous VW Beetles
N8V AZ
I guess this means native AZ or its just gibberish.
96SNDVL
probably an Alum of that horrible college for Republicans out in Arizona.
W8 4 MI
Waiting for Michigan.. I suppose it is acutally wait for me for the Mexicans? Who knows.
OH2BBIG
Shaq’s plate.
KROOOZR
Will your PT Cruiser become a colector’s item?
4 R PUP
We bough a vehicle with our pup in mind, too. He’s a member of the family after all!
ILUVBUTZ
Sir Mix-A-Lot’s custom plate
CHCCUBZ
Chicago Cubs still have fans.. somehow!
ZENMSTR
Phil Jackson’s plate on his porche
HAHAHAH
So funny I forgot to laugh; said Pee Wee Herman.
QNBEE
This is Lady Gaga’s license plate.
CRUZCTL
That dummy in Texas Ted Cruz.. this is his lame plate.
TENPIN
This is how I roll in bowling.. I get about 10 pins the whole game!
RUN100K
Thanks, but no thanks. I have a car, as you can see by my custom plate.
RITALN
ADD kicking in..
FSTRLTR
On a red corvette. Does he drive fast, or close your real estate loan fast?
INARACE
i’m sure you’ll lose.
AIRBUS
Also at the airport.
HRTCTR1
A heart surgeon?
I FLI U
Guess where I saw this one? Another pilot.
SWEEEET
okay.
2WICKED
At least you admit it.
KUL TITZ
got milk??
BWTCHED
Should probably meet “2WICKED”
BUCNEER
A Tampa Bay fan, or a Pirates of the Caribbean fan?
NO RISK
Insurance salesperson?
PYRPL
I love the color of lilacs, too.
USSBUICK
This big boat was a Buick.
LGLVSLG
I don’t know if LG loves himself, or he knows someone else with the same initials.
WILTED
A disgruntled florist?
SLAAB
This Saab owner could be neater.
ARIZMOM
My mom was a New York mom.
REDSOX2
Number 2 wasn’t good enough for them. Thank goodness.
BAD CAR
That must mean it’s a good car. Or not.
DRMBOAT
In love with her big car.
MESQITE
A wood lover, or a Mesquite High grad?
NYCTOAZ
I made that trip.
D BACKS
I’m hoping for a good season coming up.
YUGOGOD
Yeah, you go girl, and God, too.
JUSTUS5
It’s harder to get a table in a restaurant with 5.
ADENDUM
What did you add?
LPTHRPY
Lip therapy? I like kisses for that.
AM NOT
Yes, you are. I said it last.
BOWLERS
For the pot crowd; a different kind of “bowling”.
TIGERRR
Don’t growl at me, please.
MU COWS
It’s the Omega Mu’s from Revenge of the Nerds.
LTL CZY
All drivers in Ohio could have this license plate.
1FUNGUY
Rock out with your c**k out!
We also have other personalized plates available as well of the dinner variety:
Here is our list of where you can get personalized plates in each state, but also read up on some of the lines this blogger feels we are crossing by allowing these plates. http://www.wlwt.com/news/local-news/cincinnati/Some-vanity-plate-requests-push-boundaries-of-good-taste/-/13549970/18985074/-/gaa5jfz/-/index.html
Alabama Vanity plates for 2014
Recently the Alabama Crimson Tide lost to Oklahoma in the Sugar bowl; as the Oklahoma fans said, “I wouldn’t want to be a house wife in Albama tonight!!” lol. Auburn owns the state anyways, Go Tigers!! And hopefully all the other Republicans will get out of there; they really hurt the state with all the Alabama festivals that were affected: See Alabama festivals affected by Republicans this year.
For those of you who want to get your hands on some personalized vanity plates for Alabama See: Alabama – The Yellowhammer State vanity plates
Alaska customized license plates
With all the crap that Sara Palin has done to make the state look like feces; it has not yet affected Alaskans the ability to make customized plates in the Last Frontier State. Alaska vanity plates Republicans can’t rain on their parade! The biggest events in Alaska you might want to rush to with your customized vanity Alaskan license plates.
Arizona Vanity plates for 2014
And we don’t need to remind you about how bad things are in the Arizona with Republicans in charge! they are ranked 30th in the nation for income; the most telling thing though is that this is acutally GOOD for a red state! Republicans are generally the poorest states in the nation; the more Republican a state is, the more poorer its citizens are. The cruel irony of this game the Republicans are playing. Get them worked up over gun rig hts, while they send the citizens to the poor house and get the rich richer.. See: wikipedia.org/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
For custom license plates in AZ vixit Arizona – The Grand Canyon State vanity plates or check out Here is some great Arizona events Viveta has pointed out.
Arkansas vanity plates
Arkansan citizens can roll into the rodeo in 2014 and show off their custom plates with Arkansas vanity plates Bertha will still be proud of ya in one of the poorest states in the United States! See Arizona for link to how horrible Republican policies are treating their citizens.
California vanity plates
Check out great California vanity plates
Colorado vanity plates
Colorado – The Centennial State vanity plates
Connecticut vanity plates
Connecticut – The Constitution State vanity plates
Delaware vanity plates
Delaware – The First State vanity plates
Florida vanity plates
Florida – The Sunshine State vanity plates
Georgia vanity plates
Georgia – The Peach State vanity plates
Hawaii vanity plates
Hawaii – The Aloha State vanity plates
Idaho vanity plates
Idaho – The Gem State vanity plates
Illinois vanity plates
Illinois – The Prairie State vanity plates
Indiana vanity plates
Indiana – The Hoosier State vanity plates
Iowa vanity plates
Iowa – The Hawkeye State vanity plates
Kansas vanity plates
Kansas – The Sunflower State vanity plates
Kentucky vanity plates
Kentucky – The Bluegrass State vanity plates
Louisiana vanity plates
Louisiana – The Pelican State vanity plates
Maine vanity plates
Maine – The Pine Tree State vanity plates
Maryland vanity plates
Maryland – The Old Line State vanity plates
Massachusetts vanity plates
Massachusetts – The Bay State vanity plates
Michigan vanity plates
Michigan – The Great Lakes State vanity plates
Minnesota vanity plates
Minnesota – The North Star State vanity plates
Mississippi vanity plates
Mississippi – The Magnolia State vanity plates
Missouri vanity plates
Missouri – The Show Me State vanity plates
Montana vanity plates
Montana – The Treasure State vanity plates
Nebraska vanity plates
Nebraska – The Cornhusker State vanity plates
Nevada vanity plates
Nevada – The Silver State vanity plates
New Hampshire vanity plates
New Hampshire – The Granite State vanity plates
New Jersey vanity plates
New Jersey – The Garden State vanity plates
New Mexico vanity plates
New Mexico – The Land of Enchantment vanity plates
New York vanity plates
New York – The Empire State vanity plates
North Carolina vanity plates
North Carolina – The Tar Heel State vanity plates
North Dakota vanity plates
North Dakota – The Peace Garden State vanity plates
Ohio vanity plates
Ohio – The Buckeye State vanity plates
Oklahoma vanity plates
Oklahoma – The Sooner State vanity plates
Oregon vanity plates
Oregon – The Beaver State vanity plates
Pennsylvania vanity plates
Pennsylvania – The Keystone State vanity plates
Rhode Island vanity plates
Rhode Island – The Ocean State vanity plates
South Carolina vanity plates
South Carolina – The Palmetto State vanity plates
South Dakota vanity plates
South Dakota – The Mount Rushmore State vanity plates
Tennessee vanity plates
Tennessee – The Volunteer State vanity plates
Texas vanity plates
Texas – The Lone Star State vanity plates
Utah vanity plates
Utah – The Beehive State vanity plates
Vermont vanity plates
Vermont – The Green Mountain State vanity plates
Virginia vanity plates
Virginia – The Old Dominion State vanity plates
Washington vanity plates
Washington – The Evergreen State vanity plates
West Virginia vanity plates
West Virginia – The Mountain State vanity plates
Wisconsin vanity plates
Wisconsin – The Badger State vanity plates
Wyoming vanity plates
Wyoming – The Equality or Cowboy State vanity plates