The best Custom plates in the nation – order your own vanity plates in each state today! We give you our list of some of the top ones, as well as ordering instructions below. The states are listed alphabetically. These custom plates really help you and your vehicle stand out. Whether you are a success liberal cruising the beautiful midwest, or if you are a conservative pig farmer in the south; let your vehicle stand out in whatever state you hail from.
Below the funny novelty custom plates we’ve come across; we list how to get your own custom plate in each state in America. See below.
Don’t mind if I do!
This is the mistress of GN2MAUI. They are going where the wife and husband will never suspect a thing!
On one of those hideous VW Beetles
I guess this means native AZ or its just gibberish.
probably an Alum of that horrible college for Republicans out in Arizona.
W8 4 MI
Waiting for Michigan.. I suppose it is acutally wait for me for the Mexicans? Who knows.
Will your PT Cruiser become a colector’s item?
4 R PUP
We bough a vehicle with our pup in mind, too. He’s a member of the family after all!
Sir Mix-A-Lot’s custom plate
Chicago Cubs still have fans.. somehow!
Phil Jackson’s plate on his porche
So funny I forgot to laugh; said Pee Wee Herman.
This is Lady Gaga’s license plate.
That dummy in Texas Ted Cruz.. this is his lame plate.
This is how I roll in bowling.. I get about 10 pins the whole game!
Thanks, but no thanks. I have a car, as you can see by my custom plate.
ADD kicking in..
On a red corvette. Does he drive fast, or close your real estate loan fast?
i’m sure you’ll lose.
Also at the airport.
A heart surgeon?
I FLI U
Guess where I saw this one? Another pilot.
At least you admit it.
Should probably meet “2WICKED”
A Tampa Bay fan, or a Pirates of the Caribbean fan?
I love the color of lilacs, too.
This big boat was a Buick.
I don’t know if LG loves himself, or he knows someone else with the same initials.
A disgruntled florist?
This Saab owner could be neater.
My mom was a New York mom.
Number 2 wasn’t good enough for them. Thank goodness.
That must mean it’s a good car. Or not.
In love with her big car.
A wood lover, or a Mesquite High grad?
I made that trip.
I’m hoping for a good season coming up.
Yeah, you go girl, and God, too.
It’s harder to get a table in a restaurant with 5.
What did you add?
Lip therapy? I like kisses for that.
Yes, you are. I said it last.
For the pot crowd; a different kind of “bowling”.
Don’t growl at me, please.
It’s the Omega Mu’s from Revenge of the Nerds.
All drivers in Ohio could have this license plate.
Rock out with your c**k out!
We also have other personalized plates available as well of the dinner variety:
Here is our list of where you can get personalized plates in each state, but also read up on some of the lines this blogger feels we are crossing by allowing these plates. http://www.wlwt.com/news/local-news/cincinnati/Some-vanity-plate-requests-push-boundaries-of-good-taste/-/13549970/18985074/-/gaa5jfz/-/index.html
Alabama Vanity plates for 2014
Recently the Alabama Crimson Tide lost to Oklahoma in the Sugar bowl; as the Oklahoma fans said, “I wouldn’t want to be a house wife in Albama tonight!!” lol. Auburn owns the state anyways, Go Tigers!! And hopefully all the other Republicans will get out of there; they really hurt the state with all the Alabama festivals that were affected: See Alabama festivals affected by Republicans this year.
For those of you who want to get your hands on some personalized vanity plates for Alabama See: Alabama – The Yellowhammer State vanity plates
Alaska customized license plates
With all the crap that Sara Palin has done to make the state look like feces; it has not yet affected Alaskans the ability to make customized plates in the Last Frontier State. Alaska vanity plates Republicans can’t rain on their parade! The biggest events in Alaska you might want to rush to with your customized vanity Alaskan license plates.
Arizona Vanity plates for 2014
And we don’t need to remind you about how bad things are in the Arizona with Republicans in charge! they are ranked 30th in the nation for income; the most telling thing though is that this is acutally GOOD for a red state! Republicans are generally the poorest states in the nation; the more Republican a state is, the more poorer its citizens are. The cruel irony of this game the Republicans are playing. Get them worked up over gun rig hts, while they send the citizens to the poor house and get the rich richer.. See: wikipedia.org/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
Arkansas vanity plates
Arkansan citizens can roll into the rodeo in 2014 and show off their custom plates with Arkansas vanity plates Bertha will still be proud of ya in one of the poorest states in the United States! See Arizona for link to how horrible Republican policies are treating their citizens.
California vanity plates
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