The best Custom plates in the nation – order your own vanity plates in each states

The best Custom plates in the nation – order your own vanity plates in each state today!  We give you our list of some of the top ones, as well as ordering instructions below.  The states are listed alphabetically.  These custom plates really help you and your vehicle stand out.  Whether you are a success liberal cruising the beautiful midwest, or if you are a conservative pig farmer in the south; let your vehicle stand out  in whatever state you hail from.

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Below the funny novelty custom plates we’ve come across; we list how to get your own custom plate in each state in America.  See below.

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Here’s some humorous vanity plates across the country.


Don’t mind if I do!

This is the mistress of GN2MAUI.  They are going where the wife and husband will never suspect a thing!

On one of those hideous VW Beetles

I guess this means native AZ or its just gibberish.

probably an Alum of that horrible college for Republicans out in Arizona.

W8 4 MI

Waiting for Michigan.. I suppose it is acutally wait for me for the Mexicans?  Who knows.

Shaq’s plate.


Will your PT Cruiser become a colector’s item?

We bough a vehicle with our pup in mind, too. He’s a member of the family after all!

Sir Mix-A-Lot’s custom plate

Chicago Cubs still have fans.. somehow!

Phil Jackson’s plate on his porche

So funny I forgot to laugh; said Pee Wee Herman.

This is Lady Gaga’s license plate.

That dummy in Texas Ted Cruz.. this is his lame plate.


This is how I roll in bowling.. I get about 10 pins the whole game!

Thanks, but no thanks.  I have a car, as you can see by my custom plate.

ADD kicking in..

On a red corvette. Does he drive fast, or close your real estate loan fast?

i’m sure you’ll lose.

Also at the airport.

A heart surgeon?

Guess where I saw this one? Another pilot.


At least you admit it.

got milk??


Should probably meet “2WICKED”

A Tampa Bay fan, or a Pirates of the Caribbean fan?

Insurance salesperson?

I love the color of lilacs, too.

This big boat was a Buick.

I don’t know if LG loves himself, or he knows someone else with the same initials.

A disgruntled florist?

This Saab owner could be neater.

My mom was a New York mom.

Number 2 wasn’t good enough for them. Thank goodness.

That must mean it’s a good car. Or not.

In love with her big car.

A wood lover, or a Mesquite High grad?

I made that trip.

I’m hoping for a good season coming up.

Yeah, you go girl, and God, too.

It’s harder to get a table in a restaurant with 5.

What did you add?

Lip therapy? I like kisses for that.

Yes, you are. I said it last.

For the pot crowd; a different kind of “bowling”.

Don’t growl at me, please.

It’s the Omega Mu’s from Revenge of the Nerds.


All drivers in Ohio could have this license plate.


Rock out with your c**k out!

We also have other personalized plates available as well of the dinner variety:

Personalized ceramic dinner plates

Personalized ceramic dinner plates


Here is our list of where you can get personalized plates in each state, but also read up on some of the lines this blogger feels we are crossing by allowing these plates.

Alabama Vanity plates for 2014

Recently the Alabama Crimson Tide lost to Oklahoma in the Sugar bowl; as the Oklahoma fans said, “I wouldn’t want to be a house wife in Albama tonight!!”  lol.  Auburn owns the state anyways, Go Tigers!!  And hopefully all the other Republicans will get out of there; they really hurt the state with all the Alabama festivals that were affected: See Alabama festivals affected by Republicans this year.

For those of you who want to get your hands on some personalized vanity plates for Alabama See: Alabama – The Yellowhammer State vanity plates

Alaska customized license plates

With all the crap that Sara Palin has done to make the state look like feces; it has not yet affected Alaskans the ability to make customized plates in the Last Frontier State.  Alaska vanity plates  Republicans can’t rain on their parade!  The biggest events in Alaska you might want to rush to with your customized vanity Alaskan license plates.  

Arizona Vanity plates for 2014

And we don’t need to remind you about how bad things are in the Arizona with Republicans in charge!  they are ranked 30th in the nation for income; the most telling thing though is that this is acutally GOOD for a red state!  Republicans are generally the poorest states in the nation; the more Republican a state is, the more poorer its citizens are.  The cruel irony of this game the Republicans are playing.  Get them worked up over gun rig hts, while they send the citizens to the poor house and get the rich richer..  See:

For custom license plates in AZ vixit Arizona – The Grand Canyon State vanity plates or check out Here is some great Arizona events Viveta has pointed out.

Arkansas vanity plates

Arkansan citizens can roll into the rodeo in 2014 and show off their custom plates with Arkansas vanity plates Bertha will still be proud of ya in one of the poorest states in the United States!  See Arizona for link to how horrible Republican policies are treating their citizens.

California vanity plates

Check out great California vanity plates

Colorado vanity plates

Colorado – The Centennial State vanity plates

Connecticut vanity plates

Connecticut – The Constitution State vanity plates

Delaware vanity plates

Delaware – The First State vanity plates

Florida vanity plates

Florida – The Sunshine State vanity plates

Georgia vanity plates

Georgia – The Peach State vanity plates

Hawaii vanity plates

Hawaii – The Aloha State vanity plates

Idaho vanity plates

Idaho – The Gem State vanity plates

Illinois vanity plates

Illinois – The Prairie State vanity plates

Indiana vanity plates

Indiana – The Hoosier State vanity plates

Iowa vanity plates

Iowa – The Hawkeye State vanity plates

Kansas vanity plates

Kansas – The Sunflower State vanity plates

Kentucky vanity plates

Kentucky – The Bluegrass State vanity plates

Louisiana vanity plates

Louisiana – The Pelican State vanity plates

Maine vanity plates

Maine – The Pine Tree State vanity plates

Maryland vanity plates

Maryland – The Old Line State vanity plates

Massachusetts vanity plates

Massachusetts – The Bay State vanity plates

Michigan vanity plates

Michigan – The Great Lakes State vanity plates

Minnesota vanity plates

Minnesota – The North Star State vanity plates

Mississippi vanity plates

Mississippi – The Magnolia State vanity plates

Missouri vanity plates

Missouri – The Show Me State vanity plates

Montana vanity plates

Montana – The Treasure State vanity plates

Nebraska vanity plates

Nebraska – The Cornhusker State vanity plates

Nevada vanity plates

Nevada – The Silver State vanity plates

New Hampshire   vanity plates

New Hampshire   – The Granite State vanity plates

New Jersey vanity plates

New Jersey – The Garden State vanity plates

New Mexico vanity plates

New Mexico – The Land of Enchantment vanity plates

New York vanity plates

New York – The Empire State vanity plates

North Carolina vanity plates

North Carolina – The Tar Heel State vanity plates

North Dakota vanity plates

North Dakota – The Peace Garden State vanity plates

Ohio vanity plates

Ohio – The Buckeye State vanity plates

Oklahoma vanity plates

Oklahoma – The Sooner State vanity plates

Oregon vanity plates

Oregon – The Beaver State vanity plates

Pennsylvania vanity plates

Pennsylvania – The Keystone State vanity plates

Rhode Island vanity plates

Rhode Island – The Ocean State vanity plates

South Carolina vanity plates

South Carolina – The Palmetto State vanity plates

South Dakota vanity plates

South Dakota – The Mount Rushmore State vanity plates

Tennessee vanity plates

Tennessee – The Volunteer State vanity plates

Texas vanity plates

Texas – The Lone Star State vanity plates

Utah vanity plates

Utah – The Beehive State vanity plates

Vermont vanity plates

Vermont – The Green Mountain State vanity plates

Virginia vanity plates

Virginia – The Old Dominion State vanity plates

Washington vanity plates

Washington – The Evergreen State vanity plates

West Virginia vanity plates

West Virginia – The Mountain State vanity plates

Wisconsin vanity plates

Wisconsin – The Badger State vanity plates

Wyoming vanity plates

Wyoming – The Equality or Cowboy State vanity plates